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A Gilbert & Sullivan Sing-Along (Randy Rainbow) Updated version July 2018 https://youtu.be/k-LTRwZb35A Previous version (words, no video) I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius. I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius. I have time for television, golf, and social media Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia. I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius! I am the very model of a man who is, like, very smart..... Many people see my brain and say it's like a work of art..... My daddy, he did nuclear; he truly knew things myriad..... And when I type ellipsis I use far too many periods..... I am the leading expert on all matters constitutional, executive and legislative and the courts marsupial, I love to grab the labius, suspend the corpus habeas, And if you should impeach me I am still a #stablegenius I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters economical, I understand the 1% must have tax that is nominal, About two-state solutions I am teeming with a lot o' nukes And all the generals crap their pants and wonder if we need a coup. I like to say I’m smart because it makes me feel superior but all my words and phrases seem to come from my posterior I swear I have no problems either physical or medical I am the very model of a modern major genital. My toadies all look up to me, in worship they're obsequious My MAGA hordes adore my mane and praise my bigly prescience They care not that I slander, lie, defame or that I’m odious A genius yes, I am I am a traitor quite felonious. I'm very well acquainted too with matters immigrational My genitals are massive and my hairpiece is sensational My tiny hands are frozen, I will warm them with a grabby feel, And fill my greasy mouth with yet another Mackie's Happy Meal. I have around me sycophants and a modern major general On the pot, at night I tweet with logic that's ephemeral. I get to skate on crimes that others normally find heinious I am the very model of a Very Stable Genious. When I became the President it wasn't what I meant to do. I wanted to enjoy the fame and maybe make a mill or two. I went to all the rallies which felt like a public pillory And tried intimidating the appalling Crooked Hilary! My hands, they gesture swiftly to obscure my digits minuscule. I’ll whine an edict, sign a law, and brag how I was smart in school. Aesthetically, I fancy colors gilded and adorned in golds. In bed I lay while dripping burger sauce into my belly folds. Each evening I tune into my big screen televisions (three!) I curse those louts on CNN and writers of the NYT They cast aspersions on my name and those of all my relatives I block them out with folders full of praise and facts alternative! I am large and I am orange and my hair is all original. I have no time for anyone who is vaguely aboriginal. My enemies are guilty, all, of crimes most dark and heinous. I am the very model of a Very Stable Genious. Policy and Politics - what do you think?
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AuthorWith over seven decades of experience - feeling the hopes and disappointments of policies, seeing the idealism and disgust of politics - some of the things Bruce Joffe has learned in life may be wisdom, others may be delusion. ... You decide. Categories - select the topics that interest you
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